please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
I knew American sizes were bigger but wtf???
One to the state and one to the church. (insp)
my year in review: got shot, tricked by a nazi or two, blew some stuff up. found a family. #shieldlife
"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash”
Everyday Objects Blended With Simple Sketches by Javier Perez
I love creative people
Irene Adler. Professionally known as the woman.
anon requested → 6 sexy things that Sherlock does
You do the honours — you’re a better shot than me.
i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)
oH MY FUCKING GOD
ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION
aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED
GET THE SALT!
RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.
ok but in this picture
it looks like he melted two plastic spoons together and called them sunglasses